nicestallion:

flitsy:

My Dash is slow.

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my dash isn’t

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greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

wormface:

Can I just be a baby again so my habits of sleeping and crying all day can be socially acceptable

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet